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Send message Joined: 17 Jan 09 Posts: 98 Credit: 72,182,367 RAC: 0 |
Oldie but a goodie. What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh*t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. |
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Send message Joined: 27 Aug 07 Posts: 915 Credit: 1,503,319 RAC: 0 |
OK, I give you 103% for these interesting conclusions :) I just calculated 109% for taking the easy way out. ;) me@rescam.org |
Send message Joined: 24 Dec 07 Posts: 1947 Credit: 240,884,648 RAC: 0 |
LOL..love it. It's now being added to me email funnies distro list - especially works.... |
Send message Joined: 7 Feb 09 Posts: 344 Credit: 4,684,014 RAC: 0 |
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